So this is the first of a two parter because two very weird events unfortunately occurred in one night to both me and my bestie pal. Account: We were travelling around Eastern Europe like absolute privileged ass holes, and at this point we were chillin' in Split, Croatia. Lovely bloody place. Had a great time. … Continue reading Bitch, No: Tales of Unwanted Advances #11 – Part.1
So I am about to share with you a personally crafted and refined technique for escaping from absolute creepos in nightclubs. Unfortunately you will require at least two people for this exercise. So if you are alone I can really only suggest that you just scream ya head off until some kind stranger rescues you. … Continue reading Run Away from Creepy Fuckwits with the “Snatch and Grab”.
As you may have noted from a couple of my previous posts - I used to be hella emo. I've only really shown off some more recent emo-tastic pics so I'll insert some more archaic gems for you to look at below. I was a part of this whole teenage subculture because I loved the music … Continue reading Emo as a Teenage Lifeline.
I developed an anxiety disorder at 17 and it took me a couple months to tell any body. I just slept basically all the time and became quiet and sad in general - it was a total bummer. I thought I was depressed because I was just so sad all the time and I truly … Continue reading Why I Think Self-Diagnosing Mental Illness is Bullshit.
If you have ever seen a picture of me - which if you have read any previous posts you probably will have done... see my vain rampage of selfies on I’m Great. Who the Fuck are You to Tell Me Otherwise? - then you may be able to detect my emo heritage. Oh, I was emo … Continue reading Why Goth Girls Get Hit On More Often.
Some bloggers on twitter love going on about how if you 'do your best' and 'try really hard' everyone is capable of success in the blogging world. And I just don't believe that is true, and generally that perspective comes from a position of privilege. Here is why... Blogging itself demands a certain level of … Continue reading The Unspoken Blogging Class Divide.
Gonna stick with the catcalling theme again this time. As the last one got everyone fairly het up - rightly so: Bitch, No: Tales of Unwanted Advances #9. The last account however was an incident that occurred very recently. However, for this one, we shall have to turn back the clock *mysterious time travel sounds* to little … Continue reading Bitch, No: Tales of Unwanted Advances #10.
Okay so if you clicked on this post - dump your boyfriend. Dump him. Go, do it now, there is really no need for you to read the rest of this post. I'll wait. Okay good so now you have binned him let me outline the two reasons why that was the right … Continue reading How to Tell if Your Boyfriend is Cheating on You.
There are some serious levels of bullshit attached to the idea of self-love. Everyone is promoting it and celebrating it like yay woo let’s all fancy ourselves and build up dat confidence. Which yes, I am fully on board with. But then all of a sudden when I express that I actually think I am … Continue reading I’m Great. Who the Fuck are You to Tell Me Otherwise?
God help me I need to get rid of some clothes. I have 2 chests of drawers and 2 wardrobes full of clothes. And this is while my winter wardrobe is in storage. I can't stop buying them. I just love them all so much. I am emotionally attached and dedicated to clothes. Each piece … Continue reading An Ode to My Rampant Obsession.