Because she doesn't agree with you. Because she won't have sex with you. Because she will have sex with you. Because she will kiss you but won't have sex with you. Because she puts herself first. Because she was late to meet you somewhere. Because she wanted to dance with her friends instead. Because she … Continue reading Reasons to Call a Woman a Slut
So I don't know if I will ever make another part to this post but I should imagine so because this shit is rampant in my brain and life. This one relates specifically to the very beginning of my current relationship. My and my Welshman were walking home from a night out and this was … Continue reading Apologising for Things that aren’t my Fault Because I am a Woman Part 1.
So for God's sake the bloody weather has changed again and my hair is so frickin' pissed off about it. My hair, for a while there, was fucking gorgeous. I looked like a damn ginger goddess or something. I got all the dry bits cut off and it was still all long and luscious with … Continue reading My Hair is Terrible and I am Pissed About it.
For anyone who doesn't know, before I begin, cwtch is the Welsh word for cuddle. I use it because I currently live in Wales and the man I choose to cwtch is thoroughly Welsh. Also it is one of the cutest words ever. Now, if you asked me, I wouldn't say I am the most … Continue reading The Essential Nature of the Cwtch (Cuddle).
So Christmas is coming. I don't care that is is only just autumn, I wait for Christmas all damn year so just let me have this. And to be honest I bought my first Christmas present for my best pal Jo (Hey gurrrrll) in March so I am unreasonable Christmas fiend. But it is an … Continue reading Christmas Shopping Potential: Uncommon Goods.
It's been a couple years of this now. I am always hearing shit about children dressing or being dressing inappropriately. And I just do not think that is humanly possible. Unless your child's shirt is emblazoned with the word SLUT or PIMP, your child is not dressed inappropriately. Maybe they could be if we're talking … Continue reading Sexy Children’s Clothes Do Not Exist.
On reflection, certain things define our relationships. These are certainly thing that, at the time, one chooses to ignore, turn a blind eye, in the vain of romance or searching for the best in someone. But hindsight truly is twenty twenty. And with you, I learnt a new racial slur. Ernie.
It will never cease to amaze me how easily I manage to forget about my mental illness. Like, duh bud, not like you've been riding this train for 6 years at this point. I have been actively managing mental illness since I was 17. Yet still, I seem to be constantly able to just forget … Continue reading Realising you’re still depressed even if you aren’t crying right this very second.
No one my age seems to be really bothered with marriage. Most people I know either don't really care, or they out and out disagree with marriage at all. But, not me. I want to get married. And I have a tendency to go on about it because I am excited for that day to … Continue reading I’m a Millennial, a Feminist, and I Want to get Married.
Soooo..... My rent just came out. And my first reaction to my balance was all like 'Oh, this amount is fine until the next payday'. But there won't be another pay day. I'm going to be waiting on drips of money from student loans and bursaries. But I am going to have basically no money … Continue reading BROKE AF